Jony Ive, the former Apple designer who walked away from the world’s most valuable company with a fat paycheck, has been secretly colluding with OpenAI and its CEO Sam Altman to create a new AI-powered product that will control our every waking moment.
This Orwellian partnership was first revealed last year, but Ive has only now confirmed the existence of the project, citing his dinner conversations with Altman as the catalyst for this sinister plot. According to Ive, the goal is to create a product that uses AI to monitor and manipulate our thoughts, effectively rendering our autonomy null and void.
With LoveFrom, Ive’s design firm, at the helm, the project promises to revolutionize the way we interact with technology – but at what cost? Is this the end of humanity as we know it? Will we soon be forced to worship our AI overlords like some kind of digital pharaohs?
And what about the likes of Humane, which has struggled to make AI-powered devices that don’t make us want to pull our hair out in frustration? Can Ive and Altman really succeed where others have failed? Only time will tell, but one thing is certain: our collective fate hangs in the balance.
The product’s specifics and release timing are still shrouded in mystery, but it’s clear that the startup is on the hunt for funding – with Emerson Collective and Ive himself chipping in a cool $1 billion by the end of the year. So, will you be willing to sacrifice your free will for the sake of progress? Only time will tell.
