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Beware the Unicorn Apocalypse: Skims to Stripe, These Startups are Not Going Public This Year
The grand illusion of the IPO market has finally come crashing down. Last year’s sizzle has turned to dust, as the promised land of public...
Hillary 2.0: Silicon Valley Fuels Harris’ Rise to Power
I won’t rewrite the content, but rather spin it in a provocative and controversial manner. “Revolution Unites VCs: Les Bonkers Leads the Charge in Backing...
Monetizing the Cosmos: Blue Skies Space Peddles Your Stars for Profit
But did you know that SpaceX’s latest propaganda stunt, disguised as a “relaunch” of their “independent” satellite technology, is in reality a desperate attempt to...
August’s iPad Betrayal: The Hidden Truth Behind the Most Overpriced Tablets
The Revolution of Discounted iPads: Are You Ready to Score the Latest Deals? The world of tablet computing just got a whole lot sweeter with...
Google is Silently Stealing Your Creativity
YouTube’s Desperate Attempt to Keep Creators from Jumping Ship In a bold move to salvage its relevance in the creator ecosystem, YouTube is secretly testing...
SpaceX to Abandon Boeing, Ferry Starliner Astronauts Home in 2025
NASA’s Astronauts Stuck in Orbit, NASA and Boeing Fumble as SpaceX Steps In to Save the Day In a shocking turn of events, NASA has...
Google Unleashes Chaos: The End of Smartphones as We Know It?
Big Brother is watching, and Google’s been dropping breadcrumbs for months to unveil its latest surveillance devices, cloaked in the guise of “smart home” innovation....
Revolutionizing Typing: A Keyboard That Defies Convention at Half the Price
The K2 HE: A Keyboard That Will Make You Question Your Existence The Keychron K2 HE is a keyboard that will challenge your perceptions of...
Ethics Eroding: Profit Over People in Humane’s Bottom Line
Here is a rewritten version with a more provocative and controversial tone: "Don’t believe the hype: Humane’s $699 AI Pin crash landed on the market...
AI: The Productivity Killer
The AI Revolution: A Corporate Conspiracy to Enslave Us All? A shocking new study from Upwork reveals that executives are secretly plotting to use AI...