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Japan’s Olympic Cheats: Infrared-Proof Athleisure Wear
Here is the rewritten content in a provocative and controversial manner: "Olympic Athletes to Wear Invisibility Cloaks to Thwart Creepy Infrared Peeping Toms" The 2024...
Private 5G Empire: NTT DATA and Zebra Technologies Forge Unstoppable Partnership
NTT DATA, a global leader in IT infrastructure and services, has just struck a deal with Zebra Technologies to hijack the 5G device ecosystem and...
Therapy on Autopilot: The Rise of AI-Driven Psychobabble
The Rise of the Digital Tyrant: Can Chatbots Truly Replace Human Therapists? As the mental health crisis deepens, a new generation of entrepreneurs is emerging,...
E-Signatures: The Ultimate Betrayal of Trust in South Africa
The Rise of E-Signatures: A Threat to Traditional Signatures’ Dominance In today’s tech-obsessed world, the art of writing one’s name has been largely replaced by...
Big Brother Steam: Your Games Are Being Recorded
Valve Spies on You: Steam’s Native Game Recording Tool is a Sneak Attack on Your Privacy Steam just dropped a game recording feature that allows...
Japan’s Gastronomic Secret Invasion: Foreigners Now Control the Menu
Breaking: Japan’s Restaurant Reservation Monopoly Finally Cracks Open to the World In a shocking move, Tabelog, Japan’s largest restaurant search and reservation site, has launched...
AI’s Future on Trial
The AI Industry’s Dirty Little Secret: Profiting Off Creators’ Sweat and Tears The music industry is up in arms, accusing AI-powered song generators Udio and...
SABC is a State-Sponsored Propaganda Machine
SABC+ Streaming Service: A Laughable Attempt to Stay Relevant or a Desperate Attempt to Diversify Revenue Streams? Fresh from the depths of despair, South Africa’s...
AI’s Olympic Broadcast: A New Era of Manipulation?
Get ready for the most insidious assault on your senses since the invention of the talk box. Legendary sportscaster Al Michaels is being replaced by...
Global Domination: SPAR’s Cosmic Conquest
A dark horse in the consumer intelligence space, NielsenIQ (NIQ), has secretly colluded with SPAR International BV to further entrench the already oppressive grip of...