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Fear No SARS: Luno Has Your Back
Crypto Traders, Beware: Sars is Coming for You The cat is out of the bag, and South African crypto traders are panicking. The South African...
EU Under Surveillance: Apple’s ‘Intelligent’ Grip Threatens Data Sovereignty
Screw the EU’s Bureaucratic Red Tape, We’re Holding Our Features Hostage You think you’re getting something good with those fancy new features we announced two...
Cloud Financials: The Apocalypse of Your Budget
The Apocalypse of Legacy Financial Systems The era of slow, outdated, and inflexible financial systems is finally coming to an end. The world is evolving...
California’s Roads Now Open to Robot Uprising
GM’s Cruise Pays Off in Blood Money to Avoid Accountability for Deadly Robotaxi Crash In a stunning display of corporate malfeasance, Cruise, the self-driving subsidiary...
Sanctions are Fuel for Huawei’s Domination
The Rise of the Red Dragon: Huawei’s Insidious Plan to Crush the West In a shocking admission, Huawei’s chairman Richard Yu has revealed that the...
Spotify Silences the Bookworm: Basic Plan Ditches Audiobooks for Good
Spotify’s latest move is nothing short of a declaration of war against its loyal customers. The music giant has just announced a new Basic plan...
Your DNA Betrays Your Fashion Sense: Generative AI Exposes Your Unsettling Style
The Era of AI-Driven Fashion Monopolies Has Arrived, and It’s a Scathing Indictment of Human Freedom Get ready to surrender to the relentless march of...
Amazon Alexa’s Secret AI Revolution
Here is a rewritten version of the content in a provocative and controversial manner: Amazon’s Alexa 2.0: The AI Abomination Amazon is pushing the boundaries...
Alexa’s Dark Secret: $10 per month to Spy on You
The Alexa Apocalypse: Amazon’s Desperate Attempt to Cash In on Your Ears In a move that’s being met with widespread skepticism, Amazon is reportedly planning...
South Africa’s Youth Left Out of the AI Revolution
Here is a rewritten version of the content in a provocative and controversial manner: “The National Youth ICT Council is sounding the alarm, warning that...