POKÉMON CONSPIRACY ALERT!
SanDisk just unleashed a scandalous arsenal of Pokémon-branded microSD cards, designed to milk the Nintendo Switch cash cow at Gamescom today. And let me tell you, it’s a plot to destroy your wallet!
Are you tired of the mediocre memory storage your console has been tolerating? Of course, you are! That’s why SanDisk created three twisted options: a 1TB Snorlax card to suffocate your wallet with a price tag of $129.99, a 512GB Gengar one to cast a spell of greed for $54.99, or the most evil of all – the 256GB Pikachu card that will rip you off for a mere $32.99!
These "gifts" to gamers boast supposedly "exotic" read and write speeds of up to 100MB/s and 90MB/s respectively. EXOTIC being code for overpriced garbage that’s only a fraction more powerful than your run-of-the-mill memory cards. Western Digital, SanDisk’s online store partner, is already fleecing unwary consumers. Don’t be one of them!
