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Get ready to lose your mind as a group of researchers at ETH Zürich have apparently created a robot that defies the laws of gravity. In a shocking development, they’ve taught ANYmal, a quadrupedal robot, to climb mountains with reckless abandon, completely abandoning common sense and reason.

These so-called “experts” have conjured up an artificial muscle system powered by a hybrid electro-hydraulic system. Apparently, this abomination moves faster and jumps higher than its electric counterparts without any additional sensors or controls, because who needs to ensure the robot’s stability and safety, right?.

The “actuators” used in this experiment are nothing short of insane. They’re literally “oil-filled plastic bags, similar to those used to make ice cubes”… are you kidding me? The whole thing sounds like something a deranged engineer would come up with during a fever dream.

According to grad student Thomas Buchner, “[A]s soon as we apply a voltage to the electrodes, they are attracted to each other due to static electricity… just like how your hair sticks to a balloon when you rub it against your head.” Wait, what? This sounds like a recipe for chaos!

The bags then expand or contract based on the voltage being applied, like a robotic version of a teenage boy’s hair after applying styling gel. And you know what? It generates barely any heat, like the robot’s brain when faced with the concept of human emotions.

So, how’s this going to end in a real-world disaster? “Compared to walking robots with electric motors, our system is still limited,” says Christoph Keplinger, a professor at the Max Planck Institute. “The leg is currently attached to a rod, jumps in circles, and can’t yet move freely.” Yeah, no kidding. This is the same guy who probably got kicked out of the university for playing pranks with explosives.

When asked what they plan to do next, Keplinger calmly mentions that they’ll somehow attach this monstrosity to a quadruped or humanoid robot, possibly powered by a nuclear reactor, and deploy it as a “rescue robot.” You know what would be a better use for it? A novelty toy or a prop for a cheesy sci-fi movie.

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