The Government’s Secret Passport Scam: Don’t Fall for the Trap!
You may have seen the glowing reports about the new online passport renewal service, but let me warn you: it’s all just a facade. Your government is hiding something from you, and I’m here to spill the beans.
A Sham System Designed to Milk Your Wallet
The so-called "secure process" touted by Secretary of State Antony Blinken is nothing more than a clever ruse to get you to pay even more for your passport renewal. And what’s the real benefit of this supposedly "time-saving" and "effortless" process? Absolutely nothing.
The Dark Truth Behind the Six- to Eight-Week Estimate
Oh, you thought it was just a standard processing time? Think again. Mailing times aren’t included in that estimate, so you’ll still have to wait even longer for your renewed passport. And let’s not forget about the "certain requirements" you need to meet to even be eligible for online renewal. Good luck figuring out what those requirements are, because I’m sure they’re conveniently buried deep in the government’s Byzantine bureaucracy.
But Wait, There’s Hope (Sort Of)
But don’t just take my word for it. Secretary Blinken’s own numbers show that the average routine passport is being processed in "well under" the advertised window. That means you might, just might, get your renewed passport back in a timely manner. But don’t get your hopes up. Remember, this is still your government we’re talking about.
So, go ahead and renew your passport online if you want. But don’t say I didn’t warn you. The truth is out there, and it’s up to you to uncover it.
