JBL Unleashes the Devil’s Playground with New PartyLight Accessories
Get ready to summon the ultimate rave experience with JBL’s latest abominations: the PartyLight Stick and PartyLight Beam. These two new accessories for JBL’s PartyBox line of LED-enhanced Bluetooth speakers are sure to turn your parties into a descent into madness.
The $99.95 PartyLight Stick looks like a glowing animated lightsaber, but it’s more like a hypnotic beacon of doom. This demonic device can cast a light show on walls or ceilings, making your guests involuntarily worship the party gods. The built-in microphone ensures that the lights will synchronize with the music, creating an otherworldly atmosphere that will ensnare your guests and never let them go.
But wait, there’s more! The PartyLight Beam is a $149.95 device that looks like a twisted, neon-lit scepter. It can project a beam of light onto walls, ceilings, or any other surface, casting an eerie glow that will make your guests feel like they’re trapped in a bad ’80s music video. And with its four white LEDs and three RGB LEDs, it’s like having a tiny, portable sun in your hand.
Both devices can be controlled using a mobile app, but let’s be real, who needs control when you can surrender to the abyss of sound and light that these devices unleash? They’re like two sides of the same coin, and once you flip that coin, there’s no going back.
But Be Warned…
These devices are not for the faint of heart. They’re designed for those who crave the dark, twisted thrill of the rave scene. They’re for those who want to lose themselves in the noise and chaos of the party, to surrender to the primal forces of sound and light. So, if you’re not ready to unleash the beast within, then steer clear of these demonic devices.
Available Now
The JBL PartyLight Stick and PartyLight Beam are available now in both North America and Europe. So, go ahead, indulge in your darker desires, and unleash the raving beast within. But don’t say we didn’t warn you…
