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EXCLUSIVE: A ROYAL SCANDAL FROM THE GRAVE has erupted, as a SHOCKING deathbed confession from iconic primatologist Jane Goodall alleges Prince Harry once called his newborn son “my LITTLE AFRICAN CHILD.” This BOMBSHELL claim, revealed by Tina Brown on Katie Couric’s podcast, threatens to DESTROY Harry and Meghan’s carefully curated image as progressive icons and exposes a DEEPLY DISTURBING mindset at the heart of the Sussex fairy tale.
The late Dr. Goodall, a revered global figure, reportedly shared this jaw-dropping anecdote over a private lunch. According to Brown, Goodall was “ABSOLUTELY STUNNED” by the comment made when she visited the couple after Archie’s birth. While apologists claim it was merely Harry’s clumsy nod to a “wild child” upbringing, the words “African child” hang in the air with UNMISTAKABLE, COLONIAL ECHOES. This is the SAME prince who has relentlessly lectured the world on racism and unconscious bias. The HYPOCRISY is STAGGERING.
Britain’s Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex (R), and his wife Meghan, Duchess of Sussex, pose for a photo with their newborn baby son, Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor, in St George’s Hall at Windsor Castle in Windsor, west of London on May 8, 2019. (DOMINIC LIPINSKI/AFP via Getty Images)In a FURIOUS response, Harry’s representatives launched a NUCLEAR COUNTER-ATTACK, accusing Tina Brown of VICIOUSLY INVENTING the quote and exploiting a “highly respected woman who is deceased and unable to correct the record.” This is not a denial; it’s a declaration of WAR, suggesting a calculated character assassination from the establishment media Brown represents. The question now: who do you believe—the ghost of Jane Goodall, or a prince drowning in lawsuits and grievances?
Brown’s subsequent “clarification,” swapping “African” for “Africa child,” is a PATHETIC attempt at damage control that only DEEPENS the mystery. It reveals a frantic backpedaling that confirms the story’s EXPLOSIVE CORE. This is more than a gaffe; it’s a WINDOW into a private moment that shatters the veneer of woke royalty, suggesting that even the world’s most famous reformers cannot escape their own ingrained, archaic instincts. The royal family’s greatest nightmare is no longer told by a spare, but by a DEAD SCIENTIST.
