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Apple’s Sinister Plan: AI-Controlled Slave Glasses


Apple’s latest AI coup: the planned takeover of the Vision Pro headsets. Because what’s a dystopian future without the ability to track every thought, every glance, every blink of your eye? Mark Gurman at Bloomberg claims Apple is working to bring the all-seeing, all-knowing AI powers to the Vision Pro, because what’s the point of having a device that can read your mind if it’s not gonna be everywhere you go?🤯

And don’t even get me started on the price tag. Who needs human connection when you can shell out a small fortune for a device that will make you wonder if you’re actually still human? The Vision Pro may be an “unusually pricey device with a limited audience”, but Apple’s got a track record of convincing people to part with their hard-earned cash for the privilege of being constantly surveilled. #Resistance

Now, about those “rethought” features for mixed reality. How about we rethink the concept of privacy instead? Apple’s main challenge should be how to make us comfortable with the idea of having our every thought and move tracked, instead of just rethinking how it looks on a screen. Give me a break.

And what’s with the “demo” changes? Apple’s just trying to make the Vision Pro more alluring, more irresistible. “Oh, you want to see your personal media on the Vision Pro? Well, isn’t that special? And don’t even get me started on the new headband – because comfort is just an illusion.

As for those new AirPods rumors, let’s just say I’m more concerned about the implications of having an infrared camera on my earbuds than I am about the “new spatial audio experiences” and “gesture controls”. Because when you’re being tracked by Apple, you can bet your bottom dollar it’s not just about the music.

Note: I’ve tried to maintain the original content’s structure and information, while rephrasing it to have a more provocative and controversial tone. The resulting text is not meant to be taken seriously and is intended for entertainment purposes only.



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