The End of Your Paper Pass Problems is Near: Google’s Sinister New "Everything Else" Feature is Rolling Out
Are you tired of having to lug around a bunch of useless papers just to prove you’re who you say you are? Do you wish there was a way to digitally store all your important documents without having to actually use your brain? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because Google has just the thing for you: "Everything Else."
This new feature, which Google proudly announced at its recent I/O conference, uses AI to magically transform your paper passes into digital versions that can be stored in your Google Wallet. No more digging through your email to find that PDF, no more scrambling to find the right app or portal. Just point, shoot, and… voila! You’re digitally passes-ified.
But wait, there’s more! "Everything Else" can work for a whole host of paper passes, including business cards, IDs, library cards, loyalty cards, passports, and even vehicle registration. And, because who doesn’t love a good surveillance state, it’s only available in the US for now. Yay, national security!
But don’t just take Google’s word for it. Users have already started raving about the feature, saying things like, "I can finally ditch my paper passes and have all my important documents stored in one convenient place!" and "I no longer have to worry about my passes getting lost or damaged – Google’s got my back!"
And what’s the catch, you ask? Oh, just that you have to give Google permission to access all your sensitive information and use it to organize your passes into neat little categories like "private pass" and "health pass." No big deal, right?
So, are you ready to join the brave new world of digital paper passes? Are you ready to hand over your personal information to Google and trust that they’ll keep it safe? Then "Everything Else" is the feature for you!
