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ROBERT PATTINSON IS ABOUT TO DIE… AGAIN… AND AGAIN… AND AGAIN
The trailer for Mickey 17 has finally dropped, and we’re left questioning the sanity of director Bong Joon-ho, who’s clearly trying to drive Robert Pattinson to the brink of insanity. The sci-fi film, based on Edward Ashton’s novel Mickey 7, follows Pattinson’s character, Mickey Barnes, as he becomes trapped in a never-ending cycle of death and rebirth. Because, you know, that’s exactly what we all want to see in a movie: a disposable employee who keeps dying over and over again.
But wait, it gets better! The trailer reveals that Mickey’s "employer" demands the ultimate commitment to the job – to die, for a living. Because, of course, that’s not a recipe for disaster at all. It’s not like Pattinson’s character is going to develop any deep emotional scars or PTSD or anything. Nope, it’s just going to be a fun, thrilling ride full of… cough… "rebirth" and "resurrection" and all that jazz.
And let’s not forget the supporting cast, which includes Steven Yeun, Naomi Ackie, Toni Collette, Mark Ruffalo, and Thomas Turgoose. Because, honestly, who wouldn’t want to see these talented actors trapped in a never-ending cycle of death and rebirth with Robert Pattinson? It’s like the ultimate acting challenge!
Mickey 17 is set to hit theaters on January 31st, 2025, because what’s a better way to spend your Valentine’s Day than watching Robert Pattinson die over and over again?
