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Waymo’s Never-Ending Nightmare: The Great Honking Epidemic Strikes Again
Waymo’s botched attempt to silence its robotaxis’ cacophonous chorus of honking has turned into a never-ending spectacle. Just when you thought the company had finally figured out how to stop its vehicles from sounding off like a fleet of drunken teenagers at a prom after-party, they did it again. And again. And again.
The saga began when software engineer Sophia Tung, the mastermind behind the Great Honking Fiasco, decided to livestream a parking lot where Waymo’s robotaxis were gathering to honk their way to sleep. It was like watching a group of rowdy frat boys having a kegger party at 4 a.m. But this was Waymo, the supposed pioneer of autonomous vehicles, and their response was as laughable as it was inept.
After issuing a "software patch" to stop the robotaxis from honking at each other, it was clear that this was just a Band-Aid on a bullet wound. Because, of course, Waymo did it again. And now we’re left wondering if anyone at the company even cares about the public’s sanity.
Waymo Director of Product and Operations Vishay Nihalani tried to downplay the issue on Tung’s latest livestream, saying that it was an "unintended consequence" for the robotaxis to honk in unison. But the truth is, it’s an embarrassment. A reflection of Waymo’s incompetence and inability to innovate beyond their own mistakes.
The people deserve better. We deserve to sleep without being awoken by the ear-piercing screams of a fleet of self-driving cars. We deserve to live in a world where technology is used to make our lives better, not worse. And we deserve Waymo to get its act together.
Or else.
