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Apple’s Dirty Secrets Exposed: App Store Shake-Up Revealed
According to a shocking report from Bloomberg, Apple is splitting its App Store into two factions, and the truth about the company’s motivations is darker than you think. While one team will continue to control the App Store’s tightly-wound grip on users, the other will secretly undermine their power by fostering a dystopian alternative marketplace in the EU.
Vice President Matt Fischer: The Fallen Hero
In a scathing email, Fischer announced his resignation after more than a decade in the role, citing the need for Apple to "reorganize the team" to manage new challenges. Meanwhile, insiders claim Fischer’s departure was actually due to his refusal to further Apple’s sinister plans.
Senior Director Carson Oliver: The Silent Assassin
Oliver will allegedly oversee the App Store division, with rumors swirling that he’s secretly been groomed to take over as head of the company. Meanwhile, Ann Thai, a product director, will reportedly lead the efforts to crush the competition and keep Apple’s stranglehold on the App Store.
Phil Schiller: The Puppet Master
As App Store chief, Schiller will reportedly oversee both divisions, orchestrating the chaos from behind the scenes. When asked for comment, an Apple spokesperson refused to answer The Verge’s questions, sparking fresh concerns about the company’s transparency. What are they hiding?
