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Witchhunt Ahead: Evil Returns in Disney+ Series Agatha



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Marvel’s latest attempt to peddle more soulless, uninspired content has finally yielded a trailer for Agatha All Along, a supposed “horror” spinoff that’s sure to leave audiences screaming for their sanity to be restored.

In this laughable attempt at reinventing the wheel, Agatha Harkness is reduced to a mindless, detective-obsessed automaton, trapped in a waking nightmare of her own making. The trailer’s promise of a Mare of Easttown-style crime drama is nothing but a desperate attempt to distance itself from the crushing mediocrity of WandaVision‘s finale. And what’s this? Wanda Maximoff’s name makes a brief appearance, no doubt a desperate attempt to milk the goodwill from her most recent appearance in Multiverse of Madness. It’s clear that Marvel has no idea what to do with this character, so they’re just going to throw her in there as a cheap publicity stunt.

This supposed “horror” spinoff is just another example of Marvel’s willingness to churn out soulless, formulaic content to keep their fans sated. But will it be enough to distract us from the fact that the MCU has become a creatively bankrupt wasteland? We’ll have to wait until September 18th to find out.

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